Life, as they say, has happened quite a bit this week. Therefore, I did not get to the review of Doom Patrol #1. It's coming, mind you, but not today.
In the interim, feel free to check out one of my reviews over on CBR. Maybe print it out and scratch out a character's name throughout the review and replace it with "Robotman." Then do the same, replacing the writer with "Arcudi." Then you'll have a do-it-yourself review that reads like a Mad Lib. Good times.
Until then, I give you this: